Absurd statements presented as settled academic fact. On shirts. Because the scholarly record demands it.
Browse The Collection"Each garment in this collection represents decades of rigorous research, peer review, and the quiet consensus of the global academic community."
Available in two scholarly formats: Headline Edition (the finding, announced) and Back-Print Edition (the finding discovered on the back, after the fact). Both formats equally authoritative.
Vol. I — Marine Temperament Studies · Headline Edition
Vol. II — Presidential Technology Review · Back-Print Edition
Vol. III — Confectionery Zoology · Headline Edition
Vol. IV — Civic Participation Studies · Back-Print Edition
Historians Now Agree is a scholarly apparel project dedicated to the dissemination of facts so obvious they've somehow escaped formal academic acknowledgment. Until now.
Each shirt in our collection undergoes a rigorous process of being thought of, lightly chuckled at, and then printed on soft cotton. The peer review committee consists primarily of friends who said "that's funny."
We take absurdity very seriously.
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